Monday, August 13, 2007

Oh Back To School...

So here I go, I am going back to school this week. You might think, "I didn't think she was teaching this year", but no really I begin my masters this Friday! It might take me 30 years to complete, but I am starting none the less. I am sure I will have a lot of funny stories to share during my observation in Winder Barrow High School and hanging out on the crazy UGA campus. I have a little song for you all in honor of my first day...

"Back to school! Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool!
I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight!
Ohhhh, back to school! Back to school! Back to school!"

Nothing like a little Billy Madison to bring a smile to your face! Well wish me luck and pray that by the time I finish I do not end up looking this this guy (in female version).
For those of you who really like you some Billy Madison here are two more of my favorite lines...

"Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
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"No I will not make out with you! You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, people, not to make out with you! Go on with the chlorophyll!"






2 comments:

Deanna said...

Eeeew. So I'm finally home for a relaxing evening, finished with work, E is in bed...and I sit down to read my favorite blogs with a cupcake in hand. Then I happened across the gross picture of ugly naked guy. The cupcake is now in the trash, I'm headed to the treadmill.

Catherine Boozer said...

I LOVE the back to school song. Billy Madison is one of my favs. Good luck on Friday-you'll do great!